Thursday 17 December 2009

Winter scene

I live in a particularly desirable part of a picture-postcard town. Well, I say desirable; it's certainly desired, although it looks like a cheap slum and is an expensive slum. It's next to a park and river and nature reserve, all adorable. There's a car park too, for the convenience of all. Including the doggers. When I take the pug for her late-night constitutional there has usually been a car, driving slowly around, or parked and signalling in various ways with its lights. (OK, maybe I'm wrong, but then explain the empty Viagra packets scattered around in the morning.)

Except that recently the police have cleared out the doggers and replaced them with drug dealers. Please officer, can we have our doggers back?

4 comments:

nursemyra said...

nature reserves always attract the wrong type ;-)

Lulu LaBonne said...

It's the same old story Mr Spot, the smaller enterprises forced out of town because there 'just isn't a demand' - where were you when the doggers were looking for custom?

nursemyra said...

It's a new year Inky. How about a new post darlin'?

BEAST said...

Inky , I mourn the loss of another busines oppertunity. If the doggers had stayed we could have offered you a Cafe C franchised hot comestibles trolley , you could have spent many a profitable evening flogging vile greasy sausages under improbable names like a 'Doggers Delight' or a 'Beasties Big Bang Special'