Thursday, 5 August 2010

Brain strain

I look up from Powell and Pressburger's A Canterbury Tale on the laptop to see that the white lino floor of the kitchenette is undulating. No, more than that, it's writhing. A quick mental check of the drugs I've taken recently confirms, only 2 beers, so WTF? Oh, I remember, I'd run out of dishwasher detergent so had improvised with the liquid stuff, seemed a good idea at the time but isn't, the dishwasher is pumping out foam by the gallon.

Remember, I screw up so you don't have to.

5 comments:

Kevin Musgrove said...

I may now have to buy a dishwasher for to do this.

Gadjo Dilo said...

:) In an even more modern adaption of Chaucer's classic there would surely be a chapter called "The Inexperienced Dishwasher User's Tale", and very educative it would be.

nursemyra said...

Much appreciated

Lulu LaBonne said...

Have you just invented the domestic foam party?

You just need to get your record collection up to date and you could run a club

Scarlet Blue said...

Kitchenette? Do you live in a caravan? I am seeing you in a whole new light now.
Sx