Sunday, 2 May 2010

Psychometrics

Precision Handling is dedicated to public service and the extermination of adverbs. In the first vein here is one in an occasional series of personality tests.

You are a science nerd if when you overhear people discussing chemistry it disappoints you that the subject turns out to be sexual attraction and not the stuff involving, you know, actual chemicals that smell and explode.

13 comments:

Kevin Musgrove said...

I'll have you know chloroform featured very highly in my nascent love life.

nursemyra said...

All the chemicals in my brain (happily) explode when I smell the presence of a sexually attractive nerd as he (sweatily) conducts experiments nearby.....

inkspot said...

OK Kevin you've got me beat, I didn't realize nascent and chloroform could exist in the same sentence.

Nurse, by Jove you've got it, we nerds are energetic grateful and eager to learn.

Gadjo Dilo said...

'Stinks' they call it at skool, don't they?

Lulu LaBonne said...

I get disappointed when I hear people discussing chemistry and they're not talking about how good olive oil is on vanilla ice cream and why - does that make me a pudding nerd?

nursemyra said...

A pudding nerd! That's what I want to be too!

inkspot said...

It's not just stinks Gadj, it's bangs and colours and fizzes and reactions all over.

Lulu that makes you a pudding perv. We have a crack team here at Precision Handling working on science perv profiles, it's premature to say much but the refined version might include references to rubber tubing.

Nurse judging by your blog you are already a breast perv. Keep it up! (Every double-entendre intended.)

BEAST said...

Am I the only one to be excited by a Dyson.....
I feel so alone.....***sniff***

nursemyra said...

Hey Inky, the link back here from the comment you left on my blog is dead. you may want to check that out...?

inkspot said...

Beast the tubing on a Dyson isn't bad but it's no rubber.

Nurse I simply misspelt precision. What can I say, that evil dwarf Sarkozy will sneer at me even more.

No Good Boyo said...

Death to all qualifiers.

nursemyra said...

Come back Inky.... all is forgiven

BMX photo said...

I hope you gain success all the time!

warm greeting 0_0