Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Feel the fear

I watched the England-Germany game until it got to 4-1, then stopped. It was embarrassing, like watching an animal that's been run over twitch and die. I know nothing about football and could understand less of what the manager said. That is, he sounded scary and impressive, but while what came out of his mouth was grammatically and syntactically correct, it conveyed no meaning, especially after I thought about it. Is that why the English players looked so terrified?

"Christ what does he want us to do now?" "I've no idea but I'm really really afraid and I'm going to cry, please will that nice referee blow his whistle."

Oh btw I'm taking a break from poker. Recently I've encountered some significantly bad luck (no excuse, the paradox of the gambler's ruin is that even a skilled player is highly likely to encounter a terrible run of luck some time) and this has made me play much worse, tentative yet rigid. Let's see if I can stick to that resolution.


Gyppo Byard said...

I have come to the conclusion that the way around this is to persuade all sports fans who want to see England/Britain win at something to give up on watching petulant millionaires fail to kick a small-ish ball into a large net "because an Algerian was standing in the way" to switch their support to something the national team can actually win - sailing, rowing, cycling, kayaking. Basically, if we can sit down to do it, we're fine.

Lulu LaBonne said...

seeing 11 assholes getting hammered on daytime telly - that's not what I call entertainment, move it to the pay channels!